Sourdough bread, Avocado, Spices Name: Avocado Toast Story: Cooler than your ex and greener than your last attempt at a houseplant, this toast doesn't just show up — it arrives. Mashed to perfection and seasoned with just the right sass, the avocado lounges on a golden sourdough throne like it owns the brunch menu (because it does). Sprinkled with a spice mix that could start a podcast, it's minimalist, moody, and mysteriously satisfying — like that one art student you couldn’t stop thinking about. Temper: calm, confident, with occasional spice-fueled outbursts Marital status: emotionally unavailable but photogenic If you are allergic to something, please inform your waiter Allergens: Wheat–Soy (possibly in bread)